I welcome you to Man-Child Week on Anthony Balducci’s Journal. My blog will be dedicated for the entire week to celebrating the release of my new book, I Won't Grow Up!: The Comic Man-Child in Film from 1901 to the Present.
I have set out chips and dip for the celebration. Also, I hired a bartender to satisfy your beverage needs. I recommend that you have the bartender prepare you Buddy Love’s favorite drink - an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater. The drink consists of 2 shots vodka, 1 shot run, 1 shot vermouth, 1 shot brandy, 1 shot gin, 1 shot scotch, a dash of bitters, a smidgen of vinegar, a lemon peel, an orange peel, and a cherry.
Please pace yourself throughout our week-long celebration. I know that this is a party and we are here to have a good time, but it is in your best interest to limit your alcohol intake. Remember, controlling your behavior at a party is an important part of being an adult.