I was once addicted to DVD extras, but that was a long time ago. I am no longer interested in the director commentaries and the "Making of" documentaries. It was the beginning of the end when I watched the DVD extras for Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes (2001). This ultimate collector's edition provided 13 hours of extras, but that included an hour-long documentary to show how stunt men were trained to walk like apes. I'm thinking, why am I watching this? It’s not entertainment. It’s not educational. Will it better my life if I know how to hunch over and walk bowlegged like a gorilla? If I were to walk like that in public, people would do whatever it takes to avoid me.
Burton provided the DVD with a director commentary track, which was mostly about how uncomfortable he was recording a director commentary track. A movie was what it was, he said, and it either did or it didn't communicate what it was supposed to communicate. It was left to the viewer to experience a film from their own personal perspective. He didn’t want to impose his ideas on viewers and interfere with their interpretation of the story or characters. But the problem is that I don’t listen to a director’s commentary for a director to be considerate of my personal perspective and keep his mouth clamped perfectly shut.
I must admit, though, that Burton did give me a good laugh when he discussed his phobia of chimpanzees. He said that, unlike orangutans or gorillas, chimpanzees are capable of “psycho” behavior. He was especially disturbed that chimps have been known to get their buddies together to beat another chimp to death. The jungle, he insisted, must have its share of chimpanzee serial killers.
I’ve heard before about chimpanzees being testy. They were always having trouble with chimps while they were making the old Tarzan movies. Lex Barker, the official Tarzan from 1949 to 1952, once had a chimp bite him in the face for no apparent reason. This was no nip. The poor guy had to have half his face stitched up. And it makes it worse that it was a young chimp that did the nasty deed. A fully grown adult chimp would have probably tore Barker's head off his shoulders.
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As much as I liked Burton's remarks on chimps, it wasn't enough to make these DVD extras worthwhile.