Sunday, March 30, 2025

The Best Films of Janette Scott

A Song For Janette Scott

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As Long as They're Happy (1955) 

Scott played the "straight man" role in several of her comedy films.

The Good Companions (1957) 

Happy Is the Bride (1958)

Scott portrays an increasingly exasperated bride-to-be coping with chaotic wedding arrangements.

School for Scoundrels (1960)


The Beauty Jungle (1964) 

Crack in the World (1965)



The Best Films of AnnaSophia Robb



A Song For AnnaSophia Robb


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Because of Winn-Dixie (2005)
 





Bridge to Terabithia (2007) 




Have Dreams, Will Travel (2007)


Sleepwalking (2008) 



Soul Surfer (2011) 



The Act (2019)


Rebel Ridge (2024)


The Best Films of Michel Simon



The Siege of Fort Courage


When I was seven years old, I watched a lot of television. Among my favorite shows were Bewitched, Hogan's Heroes, Get Smart, The Andy Griffith Show and The Munsters.  But my favorite show, above all others, was F Troop.  I was terribly disappointed when the show was canceled after its second season.  The cancellation came as a big surprise to me.

I understood at the time that a show would be axed for low ratings.  Every week, I scrutinized the ratings published in TV Guide.  This let me know if one of my favorite shows was at risk for cancellation.  But I soon learned that a series could be scrapped for other reasons.  


F Troop was produced in black and white for its first season, but ABC demanded that the show transition to color for its second season.  This significantly increased production costs.  ABC expected the show's studio, Warner Bros, to absorb the additional costs.  This situation existed for many shows and created heated negotiations between the studios and networks.  Why shouldn't the networks have to pay a portion of the additional costs?  I call this The Color Transition Wars.  It was a brutal battle that ended in the cancellation of popular shows.  I know of at least two shows, Mister Ed and The Patty Duke Show, that ended because no agreement could be reached.  F Troop survived, but Warner Bros remained unhappy about the show's increased cost. 


Warner Bros' new owner, Seven Arts, found another reason to be unhappy  - the silly little spoof monopolized much of the Warner Ranch.  The site included an extensive collection of standing western sets constructed in the 1950s.  Major western films, including High Noon and 3:10 to Yuma, had been filmed at this location.  The sets had been expensive to build and made F Troop look more lavish than the average sitcom.  


The success of the Sergio Leone westerns got Hollywood studios interested in producing more western features.  How could Warner Bros do that with the F Troop crew getting in the way?  Western features, including Cat Ballou (1965) and A Big Hand for the Little Lady (1966), had to negotiate with F Troop for the use of the western sets.  The studio saw greater profit potential in feature films and thought it best to wrap up F Troop regardless of its sure and steady fan base.  In the end, F Troop's cancellation had nothing to do with ratings.  It had to do with sets.  


I thought of this when I read that CBS cancelled Blue Bloods despite high ratings.  The issue wasn't the show's sets, but it was something nearly as absurd.  The show was defeated by its enduring popularity.  In television, success can be a bad thing. 


The first issue was production costs.  Long-running contracts with cast and crew required regular salary increases, which made the series' production costs high.  The cast and producers had to agree to salary cuts before the series proceeded the year before.  

The series' longevity was squarely behind a second issue.  Blue Bloods had already passed 200 episodes, which allowed the series to move effortlessly into the syndication market. At this point, most of the money to be made from reruns and streaming deals had already been made. Networks often cancel long-running shows once they've maximized their financial value on the back end.

A series' longevity means the series has an aging fan base.  CBS is focused on making room for newer shows that might draw a younger demographic.  While Blue Bloods brings in viewers, many are over the age of 50, which isn't as appealing to advertisers. CBS likely wants to retool its lineup to stay competitive with streaming platforms and cable offerings.

Each week, Blue Bloods broadcasts into more than 9 million households.  These are people who have loyally and fondly tuned into the show for fourteen years.  But television executives don't see that this matters.  It's just like it didn't matter to Warner Bros. that F Troop was beloved by a large portion of the American public.  The series was broadcast into more than 10 million households.  That's a huge audience by today's standards.  Reruns of the show continued to attract viewers in the syndication market.  As one of that show's many fans, I was saddened by the show's cancellation and will always believe that it was a foolish mistake by Warner Bros executives.  


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Tuesday, March 4, 2025

Loneliness



Slap Scenes for March 2025



Slap scenes in films have been a staple of dramatic storytelling for decades, often serving as a visceral shorthand for conflict, betrayal, or emotional upheaval. They’re those moments where words fail and a character lets their hand do the talking.

In classic Hollywood, the slap was practically an art form.  A well-timed smack could shift the power dynamic in a room faster than any monologue.  It was less about violence and more about punctuation — a sharp, physical exclamation point. Directors loved it because it was quick, expressive, and didn’t need much setup.  Audiences loved it, too.  It was cathartic.

Today's slap scenes come from the following films:

Down to the Sea in Ships (1949)
The Breaking Point (1950)
The Sons of Katie Elder (1965)
Angel, Angel, Down We Go (1969)
And Now The Screaming Starts (1973)
Farewell, My Lovely (1975)
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Crimewave (1985)
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Memento (2001)
The Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (2003)
The Foreigner (2017)
Alien Romulus (2024)

Reference Photos for March 2025

I continue to use reference photos to create images in Midjourney.  I find that this method allows me greater control and generates more striking images.

Monday, March 3, 2025

Midjourney Notes for March 2025


Recent advancements in image-generation programs inspired me to revisit a couple of my old projects.  In 2023, I created a video mash-up of Oppenheimer and Pee-wee's Big Adventure.  I wanted to see if I could improve on that idea with current technology.  That was nineteen months ago and a lot has changed with AI since then.  But I wasn't able to produce any images that inspired me to remake the old video.  Here are a few of the new images.













I have created three videos to examine film roles that Cary Grant turned down.  In two of these videos, I used AI to illustrate how Grant might have looked in these roles.  I thought that I could use advanced AI to update those videos.   

Mr. Jordan In Heaven Can Wait (1978)


James Bond In Dr. No (1962)









Norman Main In A Star Is Born





Colonel Nicholson In Bridge on The River Kwai (1957)







George Bailey In It's A Wonderful Life (1946)




Professor Henry Higgins In My Fair Lady (1964)









Cherry Valance In Red River (1948) 




Joe Bradley In Roman Holiday (1953)












Linus Larabee In Sabrina (1954)



Professor Harold Hill In The Music Man (1962)










Holly Martins In The Third Man (1949)





I submitted an old photo of myself to Midjourney.  The program responded with the following images.




I submitted the same photo to Grok.  Grok was less kind in their interpretation.



This old-time comedian was generated from a publicity still of Lloyd Hamilton. Hamilton played a prissy, overgrown kid who stumbles through life with a mix of naivety and misplaced dignity. Mack Sennett once said Hamilton could "walk across a room and do nothing, but just make you laugh." 


No other actor could wear a checkered cap as well as Hamilton. 



Not even Cary Grant could be as charming and funny with a checkered cap.   



A Midjourney member, jacobmo92, created two versions of a fictitious 1930s comedian called Buddy Bobinsky.  I like Buddy.




Here are a few funny images set in a barber shop.  I have always found barber shops to be funny places.  Comedians as varied as Charlie Chaplin and W. C. Fields have shared my view.
I cannot remember what inspired me to create  this image.  




I gave the image a plain and obvious name - Clothesline Man.


I wish that Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios had figured a way to team up their rugged and charming star Clark Gable with the suave and charming Cary Grant.  Would their charm have blended into one big spectacle of charm?  Or would it have clashed and exploded and disintegrated into nothingness?
Both actors successfully shared the screen with other strong leading men. Gable worked well alongside Spencer Tracy in San Francisco and Boom Town, while Grant played beautifully against Jimmy Stewart in The Philadelphia Story.  Their approaches were different, but a good director could have worked that out.  And a scriptwriter would have managed to find a balance that didn’t make one overshadow the other. 


I imagine a buddy comedy in which the men became reluctant allies to help a mutual friend.  Or a screwball comedy in which Gable is a gruff, no-nonsense reporter and Grant is his smooth, fast-talking editor.  Or a heist film in which Grant is a suave thief and Gable is a police detective.  Or a war adventure in which Gable and Grant are rival officers forced to work together on an important mission.  Or a romantic comedy in which Gable and Grant slyly compete for the same woman.

It is fun to imagine what could have been.

In 1956, John Huston made plans to feature Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart in a film adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's short story "The Man Who Would Be King."  Unfortunately, Bogart died before the film could be made.




I fooled around with the idea of creating a Laurel and Hardy Meet Frankenstein film.  Unfortunately, I couldn't get the images right.  





I imagined a dog stealing a sausage from a butcher shop.  Midjourney gave me four variations of the scene.





I asked Grok to create portraits of vaudeville comedians.


















I have been playing around a bit with AI animation.  I used a program named Kling to create a brief 1950s horror movie scene.  And I created a brief animated film that shows Lloyd Hamilton scratching his ear.